I presented my work to an idiot a while ago, and he won the Nobel Prize.

It wasn’t my work, it doesn’t have to do anything to do with me. I’m just saying the world is that small.

5 years ago if you have said “you could have won a Nobel Prize, or you can” to my stupid advisor, he would have said something like “no that is stupid, and impossible”. Well, idiot, who was right?! Moron.