Among all the things I have no interest in, the Golden Globe ceremony ranks among the worst.

Today, in the news, I saw a swarm of attention-starved people posing for the cameras—staring at others and into the lenses with insecurity, trying to strike their most flattering expressions.

The women, in particular, were doing their utmost to perform their most calculated coquettishness.

I’m genuinely glad I’m not part of that foolish, shallow, attention-seeking, small-minded crowd.