I believe that everyone should live however they choose. But—but—if you are a man, over forty-five, your hair has thinned or fallen out, even just a little, or it’s turning white, and you feel people shouldn’t see this because you think it’s a sign of weakness, so you decide to shave your head… I have to tell you: people do see it. And they understand exactly why.

I’m saying this based on more than ten men over forty-five who’ve gone bald, hit the gym every single day, and somehow managed to turn life into poison for everyone around them.

Spoiler alert: you’re going to get older, you’re going to die, and in the meantime the only thing that’s going to happen is that people will distance themselves from you because of your mindset.

People clock these things.