I presented my work to an idiot a while ago, and he won the Nobel Prize.

It wasn’t my work, it doesn’t have to do anything to do with me. I’m just saying the world is that small. It could have been someone else who listened to my presentation once. It could have been anybody.

5 years ago if you have said “you could have won a Nobel Prize, or you can” to my stupid advisor, he would have said something like “no that is stupid, and impossible”. Well, idiot, who was right?! Moron. It’s such a small world. You could have won that, you idiot. People more pathetic than you do.